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DUNE BUGGY!

Oliver Onions Dune Buggy Lyrics:
Come with me for fun in my buggy
Come along let's go for the hell of it
See the faces round they're all looking
Wonder if they'd like to
come for a ride.

I'lI bet you anything now she's with me
There'll be no trouble
troubles around
Bet you'll never ever get away

Never ever get away
dune buggy.
See the world spin round in dune buggy
String along let's scram far
out off the ground
Never felt so good she's a beauty

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Bet she's a sight for
your poor old eyes.

I'll bet you anything
boys on their bikes
Will have some trouble
following us

Bet they never ever catch us up
Never ever catch us up dune buggy.

I feel Iike a king in my buggy
Just the crown is missin'
but that's alright
Come on people
come on my buggy
come and feel
The power of a starry night.

I'll bet you anything now she's with me
. . .
I feel like a king
I feel like a king in my buggy

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Dear Oakland...WTF?

Hey Oakland,

What the fuck? Four people were unjustly gunned down in your city. Shouldn't you be rioting in the streets, lighting things on fire and looting your neighbor's businesses in protest of murderous rapists out on parole? Shouldn't you be mad dogging every "thug" looking black man you come across and jumping in front of television cameras like retarded six year olds hopped up on birthday cake and strawberry soda?

I thought all of your "justified" protesting was against wrong done to people, not about being opportunistic shitbags using a tragedy as an excuse for robbing their neighbors and damaging their property.

I'm confused, but thank you for not doing any of those things.

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I am neither Republican nor Democrat.

I am neither Christian nor Muslim.

I'm not a tree-hugger nor a war-monger.

I don't care about black or white, just intelligent humans.

I am American, and today I am proud to be so again. It has been such a long time.

The idea of an intelligent human running the country is amazing.

Mr. Obama, don't fail us. Make us proud.

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DEAR OAKLAND: Please Stop Trying To Make Me Racist

I'm addressing this to Oakland, CA because of the current events associated with the recent BART shooting, but this is really directed at any black-based community who has reacted to a bad situation in the same way.

Dear Oakland,

It is always a tragedy when life is lost, but it should never be a reason to attack your innocent neighbors or destroy your own city, or anyone else's for that matter. I'm not racist but this really seems to be a black thing - that is, rioting and destroying your own city to vent anger over an already tragic incident. I equate it to a dog pissing on it's own bed. Have you forgotten that you will still be living in Oakland tomorrow? Why then would you intentionally make your city worse and support the views that racists already hold?

First of all, I'll bet that not one of the rioters were present when the shooting took place and have no real idea of what actually happened. Also, I realize that most of the rioters are just opportunistic shitbags using it as an excuse to act like shitbags.

If the cop's actions were intentional, then he should hang. If they were accidental, then he is still responsible, but in a different way. Neither situation is positive, but neither of them justifies rioting in the streets. We have a justice system. Perfect or not, we have one. It is no longer 1951. The world is accessible equally to anyone of any race who proves themselves deserving, so get over the "poor black me" attitude already. Yes, your ancestors were sold (by their own people) as slaves and brought to this country against their will. That was your ancestors, not you nor anyone you have ever known. My ancestors (American Indians) were slaughtered and the women were raped and then killed along with children. I think that makes slavery pale in comparison. If you really hate this country so much, leave it. At least you still have a "mother land". My ancestors have no land to go back to, but I don't mope around using the tragedies of the past as an excuse to not better myself or destroy the lives of others.

I guarantee that if a black cop shot a white kid white people would not take to the streets to burn cars and destroy property. Show me ONE instance where that has happened.

Don't get me wrong, I am not saying that it is inherently "black" to to these things, I respect humans as humans. If you are a human who respects others and acts in a way that deserves respect, I act accordingly, but if you choose to act like a nigger, you should be treated as a nigger. Yep, I said nigger. Please note that I see a huge difference between someone who is black and someone who is a nigger. Just like there is a huge difference between someone who is white and someone who is white trash or whatever other race you want to use as an example. There are shitty people of every race, just as there are great people of every race.

As a white male I am ashamed of white males who give my race a bad name, whether they are so-called "respectable" people like politicians or just plain white-trash-shitbag-meth-cookers. Please, black community, be proud of your race like I am of mine, and everyone should be of their own, and teach these niggers self-respect and respect for others.

Thank you.

P.S. Niggers and  wiggers - PULL UP YOUR FUCKING PANTS and STRAIGHTEN YOUR FUCKING BASEBALL CAP! Stop acting like a shitbag thug and you won't be treated like a shitbag thug. It's pretty simple, really.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR RELIGION!

OK, this is going to piss a lot of people off, but dammit I'm sick of people getting killed for their religion, or worse yet, because of someone else's religion. Yes, I know it's been going on since day-one of religion, but fuck, are we as humans still as fucking stupid as we were 10,000 years ago...apparently so...

 

PARIS – Government officials and Jewish leaders are concerned the conflict in Gaza may spill over into violence in Europe, with attacks reported against Jews and synagogues in France, Sweden and Britain.

Assailants rammed a burning car into the gates of a synagogue in Toulouse, in southwest France, Monday night.

A Jewish congregation in Helsingborg, in southern Sweden, was attacked Monday night by someone who "broke a window and threw in something that was burning," said police spokesman Leif Nilsson. And on Sunday slogans, including "murderers ... You broke the cease-fire," were daubed on Israel's Embassy in Stockholm.

In Denmark, a 27-year-old Dane born in Lebanon to Palestinian parents is alleged to have injured two young Israelis last week in a shooting police suspect could be linked to the Gaza crisis. Belgium ordered police in Antwerp and Brussels to be on increased state of alert" Tuesday after recent pro-Palestinian protests ended in violence and arrests.

France has Western Europe's largest Jewish and Muslim communities and a history of anti-Semitic violence...

 

I couldn't give a shit less what "magical being" you believe in - pray to whoever or whatever you want - more power to you, but FUCK YOU if you think that gives you the right to affect my life in any way. "The magic I believe in is better than the magic you believe in even though neither of our magic can be proven." Think about why your "magic" leader tells you not to question him or what he does or tells you to do. I guess it's fine to do as you're told on "faith" rather than think for yourself, but stop ruining the planet and society because you believe in unicorns and wizards. Fuck it, I could go on forever...

Shit, just stop killing each other already!

 

P.S. Do soldiers go to hell for killing? Seriously, what is the rule there? I'm grateful that our guys and gals do what they do to protect us when we need protecting and I'll praise them as heroes to the end, but just because some windbag in charge says someone is bad, does God agree and waive the "sin" factor?